Longest Final Jeopardy. Ever.
The Final Jeopardy theme music was still playing over at the Bob Jones University Facebook page tonight when I checked in to see if anyone's received an answer on the enrollment questions. It's the second day of classes, but--by the bald-headed Bob!--still no one is able to provide a figure for either freshman or overall enrollment! Mum's the word at BJU!
That strategy has to be dirtying up the show window a bit. No doubt. What must a prospective (or current) student or parent think about a university that refuses even to acknowledge questions from its own graduates? For days on end. Just ignores them altogether.
Not. one. reply. To anyone. Not even a Thanks for asking, but...
Just...silence.
P.S. One of these questions did spawn a rather...interesting...discussion, which makes less sense than it should since someone named Terry apparently decided to delete his comments and excuse himself from the conversation. The only thing I can figure is that his "ABSOLUTELY NO TALKING ABOUT ENROLLMENT!" memo finally arrived from BJU.
P.P.S. The producers of BJU Balderdash have instructed me to award an extra $4,000 to "Chuk" for his admirable (that is, naive and likely futile!) persistence! Congratulations!
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