Curious to know how many freshmen are attending Bob Jones University this fall?
TOO BAD! Freshman enrollment is "a constantly changing number" that BJU finds impossible to predict. That's the story told to the BJU Class of 2015, anyway...

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Final Final Jeopardy!

Longest Final Jeopardy. Ever.

The Final Jeopardy theme music was still playing over at the Bob Jones University Facebook page tonight when I checked in to see if anyone's received an answer on the enrollment questions. It's the second day of classes, but--by the bald-headed Bob!--still no one is able to provide a figure for either freshman or overall enrollment! Mum's the word at BJU!

That strategy has to be dirtying up the show window a bit. No doubt. What must a prospective (or current) student or parent think about a university that refuses even to acknowledge questions from its own graduates? For days on end. Just ignores them altogether.









Not. one. reply. To anyone. Not even a Thanks for asking, but...

Just...silence.











P.S. One of these questions did spawn a rather...interesting...discussion, which makes less sense than it should since someone named Terry apparently decided to delete his comments and excuse himself from the conversation. The only thing I can figure is that his "ABSOLUTELY NO TALKING ABOUT ENROLLMENT!" memo finally arrived from BJU.

P.P.S. The producers of BJU Balderdash have instructed me to award an extra $4,000 to "Chuk" for his admirable (that is, naive and likely futile!) persistence! Congratulations!

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